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Section 3: Known Affiliates & Structure
Based on intercepted communications and undercover fieldwork, the Chicken Whackers operate under an esoteric hierarchical structure:
• Grand Master Clucker – Supreme authority, believed to be a direct descendant of the original Freemason Lodge founder
• The Egg Council – A secretive advisory board with extensive connections to [REDACTED]
• Barn Burners – Enforcers and operatives responsible for surveillance, intimidation tactics, and “reconditioning” of defectors
• Farmhands – Low-ranking members, typically involved in recruitment and distribution of Rooster Serum variants
The organization uses backroad meth labs, abandoned farmhouses, and Family Dollar parking lots as operational hubs.
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Section 4: Immediate Response Protocols
All Level-3 Security Personnel are advised to:
1. Avoid direct eye contact with suspected Chicken Whacker operatives.
2. Refrain from engaging in prolonged conversations, particularly those involving poultry-related symbolism or agricultural metaphors.
3. Report any instances of auditory hallucinations or inexplicable physical discomfort immediately.
4. DO NOT—under any circumstances—attempt to infiltrate a known Chicken Whacker gathering site without Level-5 clearance.
Failure to comply may result in permanent cognitive destabilization.
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FINAL WARNING:
The Chicken Whackers exist outside traditional law enforcement frameworks and possess resources far beyond what is publicly acknowledged. All intelligence gathered suggests that their primary objective remains unknown—however, they appear to be systematically eliminating [REDACTED] and reprogramming [REDACTED] in preparation for “The Great Harvest.”
Further details require Omega-Level Authorization.
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