2. THE CHICKEN FREEMASON CONNECTION – ANCIENT FARMER OCCULTISM
Despite common belief that the Chicken Whackers originated in the late 20th century, archival research suggests their true lineage dates back centuries—to an obscure, banned sect of Freemasons known as the “Grand Lodge of the Reconstituted Egg.”
These individuals practiced an agriculturally-derived form of speculative masonry, using the behavioral patterns of chickens as a metaphor for enlightenment.
Key Tenets of the Grand Lodge:
• “The Egg is the Beginning” – Birth, secrecy, potential energy.
• “The Pecking Order is the Hierarchy” – Enlightenment requires knowing one’s place in the grand scheme.
• “The Beak is the Voice” – Silence is mandatory; speech is only for initiates.
• “To Decapitate the Chicken is to Remove the Self” – Symbolizing detachment from ego; parallels Mike the Headless Chicken, Fruita, CO.
In 1872, the order was declared heretical by mainstream Freemasonry, due to concerns that their neurochemical poultry rituals were inducing permanent neurological alterations. Some believed that high-ranking initiates had begun experiencing cognitive drift—thinking not as individuals, but as a collective hive-mind.
Connections between this order and modern Chicken Whackers remain unconfirmed. (See: “Feathered Psychosis and Bioplasmic Poultry Entities” in Section 4.)
3. PROJECT FARM GOD: THE UNIFIED BRAINWAVE EXPERIMENT
Between 1971 and 1985, a joint-operation between DARPA, the CIA, and [REDACTED] explored the concept of synthetic collective intelligence.
Using a combination of:
• Microwave resonance arrays
• Methamphetamine-induced neural hypersynchronization
• Esoteric farm-based geometrical sigils
…subjects were induced into temporary periods of collective thought.
Test subject reports:
• “I could hear the same thoughts as everyone else.”
• “There was a voice inside, but it wasn’t mine.”
• “The farmer was calling, but I don’t know where from.”
PROJECT FARM GOD was shut down in 1985, but some insist its methodologies continue today. (See: The Great Harvest Hypothesis.)