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“You were not supposed to find this site. But now that you have, you must understand one thing: they are watching you.”

For decades, whispers of the Chicken Whackers have been dismissed as meth-fueled folklore, the ramblings of backwoods lunatics and paranoid drifters. Official records deny their existence. Law enforcement turns a blind eye. The few who have dared to investigate… have disappeared.

But the truth is undeniable. They are real.

The Chicken Whackers are not just a rural myth. They are a clandestine network operating in the shadows of Fruita, Grand Junction, and beyond—a sect of rogue operators, occultists, and chemical alchemists, deeply entrenched in an agenda that defies explanation. Their methods? Untraceable. Their motives? Unknown. Their reach? Limitless.

We have obtained leaked documents, firsthand testimonies, and disturbing audio evidence that expose their operations. Whether you believe what you find here is up to you. But understand this:

The moment you start asking questions, they will know.

Are you ready?

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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